Saturday, November 14, 2009

Emperor Obowma Does Obeisance Again

Emperor Obowma Does Obeisance Again
Originally posted 11/14/09
Updated 12/11/2009


How low will he go? Obama bows to Japan's Emperor

And here, all this time, we thought he was just helping that Arab king look for his lost contacts.

Fortunately, thanks to the comrades at The Peoples' Cube, you can set up a constant reminder to follow his example:

(See the whole ad at The Peoples' Cube.)

Thursday, November 12, 2009

Fwd: Hopefully prayer will work

PSALM 2009

Barack is my shepherd I did not want.
He leadeth me beside the still factories.
He restoreth my faith in the Republican party.
He guideth me in the path of unemployment for his party's sake.
Yea, though I walk through the valley of bread lines,

I shall fear no hunger,
For his bailouts art with me.
He has anointed my income with taxes,

My expense runneth over.
Surely, poverty and hard living will follow me all the days of my life,
And I will live in a mortgaged home forever.


Childrens' Song

I'm glad I am American,
I'm glad that I am free.
But I wish I was a little dog
And Obama was a tree.