Thousands Rally Against Global Warming

Thousands rallied against global warming.

Proof that the global warming crowd is a bunch of flakes.

They may be all hot and bothered, but deep inside, they're colder than Hillary's... smile.

And yet, you can see why they might be paranoid about a warming climate.

THIS JUST IN: The ACLU has filed suit against SNAG (SNowmen Against Global warming) for color-based discrimination. They cite publicity photos of rallies as evidence that SNAG failed to include snowpersons of color in their organization. The suit seeks a $2.3 billion compensatory and punitive award as well as a court order to institute affirmative action under leadership of Jesse Jackson. A representative of SNAG commented, "Black snow persons get overheated in the sun and the Health Department keeps writing us citations whenever we bring in yellow snow persons."

Hope in the Woods

The photo below captures a disturbing trend that is beginning to affect US wildlife.

Animals that were formerly self-sufficient now show signs of belonging to the Democratic Party. They have apparently learned to just sit and wait for the government to step in and provide for their care. This photo shows a Montana black bear nicknamed "Bearack Ursain Obearma."

(If you know who took this photo, please let me know so I can credit them.)