>What's the difference between the Washington Zoo and the White House?
>The Zoo has an African Lion.
>The White House has a Lyin' African.
The Zoo's reptile expert feeds the crocs from the Nile;
The White House feeds us a load of crock and denial.
The Zookeepers filled the aviary full of egrets.
The White House filled us full of regrets.
The Zoo sells paintings made by its mountain gorillas.
The White House gives speeches written by former guerrillas.
The Zoo has a cold-blooded, venom-spitting snake.
The White House calls theirs the 'Secretary of State.'