George Bush, Tony Blair, and Vladimir Putin all die and go to hell. While there, they spy a red phone and ask what the phone is for. The devil tells them it is for calling back to Earth.
Putin asks to call Russia and talks for 5 minutes. When he is finished, the devil informs him that the cost is a million dollars, so Putin writes him a check.
Next Tony Blair calls England and talks for 30 minutes. When he is finished, the devil informs him that the cost is 6 million dollars, so Blair writes him a check.
Next Tony Blair calls England and talks for 30 minutes. When he is finished, the devil informs him that the cost is 6 million dollars, so Blair writes him a check.
Finally, George Bush gets his turn and talks for 4 hours. When he is finished, the devil informs him that there is no charge for the call, and he can feel free to call the USA anytime.
When Blair and Putin hear this, they go ballistic and ask the devil why Bush got to call the USA free.
When Blair and Putin hear this, they go ballistic and ask the devil why Bush got to call the USA free.
The devil replies, "Since Obama became president, the country's gone to hell, so it's a local call."
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